Mommergency

objectively non-urgent concern that nessessitates a panicked phone call, often at innoprotune times (eg. first thing in the morning after drinking, while on a date etc)

It's okay, it was just a Mommergency , let's try to go back to sleep.

Mommergency by Neon Thrush November 24, 2018

Memmingen 

City in Germany where all the extremely hot girls are born. And then they move far away and the citizens of Memmingen never get to enjoy their beautiful women.

Memmingen Citizen: I can never find a wife! (in German of course)
Other Memmingen Citizen: All the beautiful ones leave!

Memmingen by AwesomeMemmingenBornChick June 19, 2010

memegeneer 

A memegeneer is one who memegeneers memes for the memeconomy.

Hey, I just finished my Computer Science Memegeneer Degree and I'm ready to start trading and as full time Memegeneer!

memegeneer by mexican_jesus June 30, 2017

Memegeneering 

The act of engineering memes.

Memegeneering is no joke, it takes one whole week of training to be able to meme like the best memegeneers in the business.

Memegeneering by mexican_jesus July 1, 2017

emergency memegender 

When a group of SJW's feel triggered by masculinity, they organize a memegender; that is, they collectively double the dosage on their female hormone injections to ensure that no one in the group will express any overt masculinity. During an emergency memegender, some SJW's will actually castrate themselves.

When Andrew Dice Clay came out of retirement we organized an emergency memegender.

emergency memegender by rusty the shackleford August 7, 2017

Memegendered 

Someone who claims to be any gender other than male or female.

It might be a real gender or it might not exist, I don't fucking know.
Other "genders" are often joked about in memes. That is where the word comes from.

It comes from the "There are only two genders," meme. Anything other than the first two generic genders would be a memegender.

If you knew that I was bullied in the third grade for being a refrigerator door handle would you be saying that? I don't know, after all, you're just a misogynistic homophobic transphobic xenophobic memegendered sexist pig. (From user: ImportedSocks, 2016)

Memegendered by Optiv December 7, 2020

memergency 

A drama queen's version of a "serious" crisis.

The sorority girl had a mascara memergency.

memergency by dos divas July 29, 2009