memergency 

A drama queen's version of a "serious" crisis.

The sorority girl had a mascara memergency.

memergency by dos divas July 29, 2009

memergency 

Meme emergency.
When you're in need of a specific meme you cannot find, forgot to save when you had the chance or while are on to go and don't have access to your meme folder.

Please help me Laura, I have a memergency! Send me the one with kermit in his car, going to get more tea!

memergency by Michikohime December 31, 2016

memergency 

When you have the perfect opportunity to plug a meme you cannot find.

When you ask your friends to help you find meme(s) for a situation.

"Can you send me that meme with Kermit driving a car? I have a memergency!"

memergency by Michikohime July 3, 2017

emergency induction port 

A straw

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port

emergency induction port by cbonsa January 25, 2014

Emergency Food 

Paimon

"Paimon is emergency food."

Emergency Food by S.I.S October 10, 2020

emergency screen 

minimized window(s) of work-related material on your computer screen that can be brought up quickly to hide the fact that you've been browsing facebook or googling when your boss is approaching

"Yo Brian, check out Beth's pics from the party last weekend. What a slut! Oh shit, Bob's creeping! Bring up that emergency screen with the spreadsheet of the earnings report from last quarter."

emergency screen by BGbeemer March 13, 2010

Emergency Landing 

When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.

Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.

Emergency Landing by phattypatty_33 September 15, 2009