To qualify a bike as meltdown-esque, it must have at least 3 of the following:
- Brake cables snapped/no break mechanism
- No ability to shift gears
- A wheel so buckled you could classify it as voluptuous
- A warped and bent frame that is hardly able to support to weight of the rider
- The name of the rider scrawled upon the frame in permanent marker
Mox: "He tried, but he lost it's handlebars on a chugquest home last night. Let's get some chicks."