2 definitions by Flimbob13

Celliear Clutch

(Verb) The act of gripping something so hard that you mispronounce the word cellular.

-I came so hard I Celliear Clutched like a Gogurt tube.

-What?

by Flimbob13 January 4, 2022

Columbus meltdown

When you shit and cum at the same time. Christopher Columbus discovered North America by accident (cuming). He then went back to tell about it (shitting)

Man, I was so worried in the interview because the employee there was so hot, I had a Columbus meltdown!

by Flimbob13 October 8, 2019