melave 

when someone smells like shit you call them a melave

"damn that girl smell like melave"

melave by veronica January 26, 2007

Metaverse 

The Matrix, but lamer and with NFTs for some reason. Product of Mark Zuckerberg's endless quest to make all of our lives worse

The metaverse is a load of crap, Zuckerberg is even dumber than he looks if he thinks I'm spending money on his lame VR headsets

Metaverse by Eat cheetos, don't elect them December 13, 2021

Metaverse 

The reason Zuck lost 30 billion dollars in one day

Zuck: I hope you enjoy your stay in the Metaverse!
The majority: We will not be going to the Metaverse.
Zuck: :(

Metaverse by TRE_ February 7, 2022

Melanesia 

An island territory in the pacific that stretches from Fiji to West Papua.

Inhabited by warlike head hunting dark skin people who are considered superior then the soft gangsta wannabe polynesians.

European Explorer: oh my goodness, you chopped a jolly good fellows head off. Now i got blood all over me bloody english muffin and cup of tea.

Chief Kuloolai: Welcome to Melanesia motherfucker. What you thought this was?? Polynesia?? get the fuck outta here!

Melanesia by Alphonse Dau November 17, 2009

metaverse 

Mark Zuckerberg's vr playground? nobody rly knows wtf the metaverse is

Im a real human, beep bop, back to the metaverse I go

metaverse by Anonymous Granny November 5, 2021

Metaversials 

The future generation that grows up alongside the metaverse

Metaversials, are the demographic cohort following Generation Z.

Metaversials by callmealex_09 March 1, 2022

Metaverse 

A virtual realm Mark Zuckerberg created in order to VR-rape unsuspecting social media users.

Mark Zuckerberg: “It’s not rape, you consented to this point when you signed the latest Facebook terms and conditions.”

Me: “Well I guess you’re right, proceed. At least it’s pain free in the metaverse, right? …right?”

Metaverse by Don_Paul August 17, 2022