melanocious

showing off your melanin or tan in a way it’s bragging.

Girl: Omg my skin looks so amazing thanks to the sun! I love being being tan!

Girl #2: Haha, you are so melanocious right now!

melanocious by Empress05 October 12, 2022

Melanopia

A supposedly involuntarily eye condition that impairs a non-black person's ability to tell two or more black people apart.

Law enforcement and tabloid journalists seem particularly prone to bouts of melanopia.

Melanopia by Tabasco Jones January 19, 2023

melanoma twins

Two individuals (usually two chicks or bf/gf) who have complete disregard for the high probability of skin cancer or changing of seasons. They are so addicted to tanning that they will risk being the only jackasses who obtain a golden tan.. in December... in Ohio.

Anna, " Wow Bif and Tif i really like how your golden delicious tan sets off your Christmas sweater."
Melanoma Twins,"Thanks we thought so!"
Anna, "You do realize its fine to NOT have a tan when its snowing, i mean its kinda bad for you and you guys look like my coffee table, it's a bit much."
Melanoma Twins " Thanks! Were totally hot!"

melanoma twins by dirty-pirate-hooker August 5, 2008

melange 

A purely fictional spice that is described in the book called "Dune" written by Frank Herbert. It supposedly grants the user either a) all-seeing-ungodly-uber-ability-to-navigate-space or ... b) funky trippy delusions
And it also is said to taste like cinnamon somehow....

The emperor needs X amount of spice by tommorow or his sardukkar will pwn your ass in five hours.

melange by J/M/T/M December 5, 2003

MALANGO 

A CRAZY HUGE MALE DICK OVER 16.7" LONG YES I SAID OVER 16.7" LONG

MY GIRLFRIEND ERIKA WENT TO THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC AND SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH A HUGE MALANGO SO MUCH THAT SHE FOUND 2 OF THEM AND DIDNT COME BACK..

ONCE YOU GO MALANGO YOU WONT BE ABLE TO TANGO ..

MALANGO by VIBROSO October 31, 2011

Melanophilia 

Affinity for the colour black.
Opposite of Melanophobia.

Melanophilia is not a gothic condition

Melanophilia by gee.arr.ess March 19, 2011

melancohol 

Sad alcohol
- Alcohol that makes you feel depressed

a feeling of melancohol hung around the german beer

melancohol by inggumn July 31, 2006