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Jack mehoff

a pseudonym you use when you have to sign up for something really quick or just want to have fun.

Jack mehoff (aka Jack me off)
Teacher: Ok class, welcome to grade 9 science. This year I will be your teacher. You, young man, tell me your name please?

Jack

Teacher: Last name?

Mehoff

Teacher: That's a very unique name.

*30 minutes later*

Teacher: Jack Mehoff! JACK MEHOFF!

*Class starts laughing*
Jack mehoff by sock mydong July 25, 2020
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Jack Mehoff

Jack Mehoff is that guy that acts gay so much that some people think he is gay. He has a schlong so massive that it has its own gravitational pull. His unmatched sigma male testosterone levels are enough to make any guys treaties crumble.
-He’s almost as gay as Jack.
-Who’s Jack?
-Jack Mehoff.
Jack Mehoff by jackmehofff69 December 1, 2021
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Jack Mehoff

It’s a phrase that is uttered when someone defaults on a personal debt and then doubles down with some excuse and asks for more. It is an action of frustrating disrespect.
He keeps avoiding me and then asks for more help. “Can you stop Jack Mehoffing me right now.”
Jack Mehoff by DaddyBiggumz November 26, 2022
The term used by Philadelphians for anyone in a position of power, authority or prominence. Usually said as a phrase, "big mahoff."
She's a big mahoff, so we have to do it her way.
Mahoff by Happy Day January 22, 2009

big mahoff 

Person of considerable authority. Frequently used to describe upper management in a corporation (the big mahoffs).
The big mahoff is coming in today, so we'd better get this place in order.
big mahoff by Catherine Duffy October 17, 2007
referring to the term "jacking off" or "jack me off"
if someone has the nickname Me'Hoff they are probably a nympho, but that doesnt exactly mean that they want you to jack them off right then and there
Me'Hoff by nympho3 May 28, 2005

Jack Meoff 

Jack Meoff by Jack Meoff April 21, 2003