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big mahoff 

Person of considerable authority. Frequently used to describe upper management in a corporation (the big mahoffs).
The big mahoff is coming in today, so we'd better get this place in order.
big mahoff by Catherine Duffy October 17, 2007

Bernard Madoff 

(nicknamed Bernie Madoff): alongside Nicolas Fouquet, Conrad Black, Jacques Chirac and Michel Platini, IMHO one of the top 5 most corrupt individuals in the Western world (as of May 2013).
The United States knew what they were doing when they sentenced Bernard Madoff to 150 years in jail for his ponze scheme; IMHO the Charbonneau Commission should do the same with all Canadians convicted of fraud and tax evasion.

Madoff Machine 

An ATM-like machine that takes in real money, and spits out fake currency with imaginary value, usually cryptocurrency (bitcoin, etc.)
Steve mistook a Madoff Machine thinking it was a regular bank ATM - now his cash is gone.
Madoff Machine by AL Katraz September 26, 2021

MAHAFFEY'd 

ONE Tequila, TWO Tequila, THREE Tequila, MAHAFFEY'd
MAHAFFEY'd = What happens when you agree to go out for a night on the town with the legendary Joe Mahaffey.
MAHAFFEY'd by Booski1217 November 21, 2013

Madoffed 

To be scammed in a financial, or Ponzi scheme. Money lost is often several millions of dollars.
Steve: You hear about that cheesedick on Wall street that suckered everyone into giving him money, then ran off on his Yacht?

Charles: Yeah, they got Madoffed.
Madoffed by Client 09 January 9, 2009

Madoff your account 

I am going to Madoff your account
Madoff your account by Ettebe December 21, 2008