MAHAFFEY'd 

ONE Tequila, TWO Tequila, THREE Tequila, MAHAFFEY'd

MAHAFFEY'd = What happens when you agree to go out for a night on the town with the legendary Joe Mahaffey.

MAHAFFEY'd by Booski1217 November 21, 2013

Jack mehoff

a pseudonym you use when you have to sign up for something really quick or just want to have fun.

Jack mehoff (aka Jack me off)

Teacher: Ok class, welcome to grade 9 science. This year I will be your teacher. You, young man, tell me your name please?

Jack

Teacher: Last name?

Mehoff

Teacher: That's a very unique name.

*30 minutes later*

Teacher: Jack Mehoff! JACK MEHOFF!

*Class starts laughing*

Jack mehoff by sock mydong July 25, 2020

Jack Mehoff

Jack Mehoff is that guy that acts gay so much that some people think he is gay. He has a schlong so massive that it has its own gravitational pull. His unmatched sigma male testosterone levels are enough to make any guys treaties crumble.

-He’s almost as gay as Jack.
-Who’s Jack?
-Jack Mehoff.

Jack Mehoff by jackmehofff69 December 1, 2021

Mahaffee 

slut, whore, slore, or any other word meaning sexually promiscuous

"I hooked up with three people last night...oh my I pulled a Mahaffee."

Mahaffee by chunky soup February 12, 2006

Mahaffey 

To destroy the happiness, sanity, or intelligence of another human by teaching with incorrect facts.

Dude you just told my son that 2+2=5, you totally mahaffey'd him.

Mahaffey by charliedabomb April 4, 2016

mohaff 

annoying fat bastard that is to lazy to even speak fast

mohaff is the most annoying fat bastard that goes to larne skills

mohaff by mohaff haters April 27, 2010

Tasha Mahaffy 

A pretty girl who goes for boy's that have no money, but has a good sence of humour and fancies Noah.

I would love a Tasha Mahaffy as a friend

Tasha Mahaffy by Yeoreoheo1 April 15, 2020