Meatache

A headache from over consumption of meat. e.x: Eating a triple big mac and triple baconator at one sitting

"Holy crap I have such a terrible meatache right now"

Meatache by HaloSamurai January 22, 2012

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Mexistache

Moustache of thin hair that only occurs on the outside of the upper lip. Often worn by latinos.

He needs to shave his mexistache

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Someone that has a similar facial hair to Walter White from Breaking Bad.

Person 1 "Yesterday I saw a guy with the same mustache as Walter White."
Person 2 "Then he had a methstache."

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noun: what a meth addict grows to cover his bad teeth.

Bob, during an 11-day crank binge, grew a feeble methstache to try and hide his severe and irreversible dental decay.

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Any moustache produced by someone below the age of 20. They try to make it look like a real moustache, but it's really just meh.

That kid should just shave, his mehstache is impressing nobody.

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The very best cat in all of the world, and is hissy. ;_(

Me: "Yay! Meowstache is not scared!--" HISS

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A mustache on a woman that resembles a mustache on a mexican man.

Man, that is one hairy bitch, look at that mexistache

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