Mexistache 

Moustache of thin hair that only occurs on the outside of the upper lip. Often worn by latinos.

He needs to shave his mexistache

Mexistache by Darrin Baird January 20, 2005

Mexistache 

A mustache on a woman that resembles a mustache on a mexican man.

Man, that is one hairy bitch, look at that mexistache

Mexistache by Pancho Villa January 22, 2004

Mexistash 

A "weak" mustache that is grown by a 15 or 16 year old that doesnt shave. Mexistashes consist of just peach fuzz.

"Al has a mexistash"

Mexistash by will November 29, 2003

Moistache 

The act of ejaculating on a sexual partners upper lip after felatio in a mustache like fashion.

Kayleigh said she wouldn't swallow so I gave her a moistache.

Moistache by Sarkyninja August 29, 2013

Methstache 

Someone that has a similar facial hair to Walter White from Breaking Bad.

Person 1 "Yesterday I saw a guy with the same mustache as Walter White."
Person 2 "Then he had a methstache."

Methstache by ThatOneCoolCat August 11, 2014

methstache 

noun: what a meth addict grows to cover his bad teeth.

Bob, during an 11-day crank binge, grew a feeble methstache to try and hide his severe and irreversible dental decay.

methstache by Drewsky and McFamous October 25, 2009

Mistache 

A serious error made when shaving around a mustache, causing repeated attempts to "even it out" The result is an ever shrinking amount of mustache remaining.

Hey man, what happened to your face?
Ah, I was in a hurry while shaving this morning, and had a near fatal mistache. Does it show much?
Dude, theres hardly anything left!

Mistache by old school 53 November 22, 2009