Methstache
Person 1 "Yesterday I saw a guy with the same mustache as Walter White."
Person 2 "Then he had a methstache."
Person 2 "Then he had a methstache."
Methstache by ThatOneCoolCat August 11, 2014
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methstache
Bob, during an 11-day crank binge, grew a feeble methstache to try and hide his severe and irreversible dental decay.
methstache by Drewsky and McFamous October 25, 2009
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muttstache
A scraggly mustache/goatee that has many different colored hairs in it (brown, blond, red, grey, etc), particularly in patches, resembling the fur coat of a mongrel, or mutt.
May or may not be disgusting in appearance.
May or may not be disgusting in appearance.
That guy with the shaved head and goatee looked all hardcore until I saw his muttstache. Now he just looks like a redneck hillbilly skinhead reject, who likes country music, shotguns, and trucks with large tires on them.
Thanks for applying to the open management position. After careful consideration of your qualifications, we have decided to pursue a candidate who did not have a muttstache, and who would not pass for Jeff Foxworthy from a distance.
There ain't NUTHIN more 'Merican then.. coun'try myusic, bein listened to on a boombox by a guy with an awesome muttstache.
The West Virginia politician's constituents admired him for his honesty, charisma, and his neatly groomed muttstache.
Thanks for applying to the open management position. After careful consideration of your qualifications, we have decided to pursue a candidate who did not have a muttstache, and who would not pass for Jeff Foxworthy from a distance.
There ain't NUTHIN more 'Merican then.. coun'try myusic, bein listened to on a boombox by a guy with an awesome muttstache.
The West Virginia politician's constituents admired him for his honesty, charisma, and his neatly groomed muttstache.
muttstache by Bbungus May 6, 2010
Mexistache
Mexistache by Darrin Baird January 20, 2005
Mashstache
Mashstache by use_my_holes45 November 14, 2011
Mehstache
Any moustache produced by someone below the age of 20. They try to make it look like a real moustache, but it's really just meh.
Mehstache by Laser pointer January 5, 2013
meowstache
meowstache by HeavyMetalRocks January 6, 2015
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