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Megamouth Shark 

A species of shark that was discovered in 1976 when a U.S. naval ship caught one on its anchor. Scientists dubbed it megamouth, for obvious reasons. Since then, the shark has been proven to be extremely elusive. Only 100 specimens of them have so far been found, but every one that can be examined reveals new information about these strange sharks.
Megamouth sharks can grow up to be 18 ft. (5.5 cm) long. To fuel such a huge body, it needs a lot of food, but, surprisingly l, this big fish is not a big game Hunter. It's a filter feeder and most of its diet consists of tiny, planktonic animals, which it strains from the water.
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1. In polyamorous relationships, it is a grander, more expansive form of the metamour, and is someone with whom you share many partners with, both at once, and over time.

2. The partner of my partners.
Over the years, my megamour and I have shared seven partners.

If you like me, you'll more than likely be interested in my megamour, D.
megamour by MFS9000 September 12, 2018

megaloathe 

A word to express extreme dislike of something since the word hate has lost its meaning. Used on the television show Scrubs.
I megaloathe that cheating bastard
megaloathe by Derrick H. June 21, 2007

megaloathe 

To really, really hate something/someone.
Dr. Cox: I megaloathe you all.
megaloathe by exscape December 12, 2008

meatmouth 

Someone who enjoys sucking dick.
Your mom is a real meatmouth.
meatmouth by collegewhore April 26, 2004

metamouth 

A person who is not only a big mouth, but one that can't stop talking about themselves. Every conversation seems to loop back to 'them'.
Jesse: So, this has been the week from hell.
Chad: Fuuuuck... I've been there, I know what you're going through.
Jesse: Uggghh. My wife threatened to divorce me on Tuesday.
Chad: Oh, I went on a date last week... and she would not put out. Fuck that chick!
Jesse: Then my car's transmission went out.
Chad: Fuuuuck. I had a flat last month. Took AAA almost an hour to fix it.
Jesse: And my dog died.
Chad: Fuuuuuuuck. I know man. I had a goldfish die on me when I was ten.
Jessie: Your fucking goldfish?? You... you are a self-centered metamouth!! My God! Why do I come here every week?? You're the worst shrink I ever had.
metamouth by PDXJohnny99 April 22, 2013

megadouche 

n. showing high capacity of doucheness
i hate you because you're a megadouche
megadouche by levi parker September 5, 2007