Megabestie 

Short for "mega best friend". Someone who exceeds the status of a "best friend".

Amy is my megabestie; we do everything together.

Megabestie by megabestie August 29, 2013

megabants

1) Banter x 10^6. That's an event which is 1 million times banterous than standard banter

1) Last night was megabants.

megabants by Sikmandem July 26, 2010

Megabese

the morbidly of morbidly obese, like when you just ate two sandwiches for lunch and had a quater pounder with cheese from mcdonalds 20 minutes later with a large fris.

Damn youre so megabese! you deadass split the couch in two!

Megabese by SkyProPC May 19, 2022

megababe 

Fairly self-explanatory, this word is used to describe females with extraordinary sexual appeal that gools would just love to root but unfortuately, he's too much of a chuss.
(Sometimes shortened to "MB" for the purposes of discretion)

gools: "hey pk whats up"
pk: "holy shit gooley, your lecture is chockers with megababes! are you in with any of them!?"
gools: "no."
pk: "have you spoken to any of them..?"
gools: "no."
pk: ".. you're a chuss."
gools: "ok."

megababe by peekers April 14, 2008

Megabadass 

Behavior or action that is so cool that by many traditional definitions it would be considered lame.

Dude, that thug was wearing a totally megabadass Mr. Rogers shirt.

Megabadass by joe14joe January 13, 2009

Megabate 

The act of masturbating to things found on the internet.

Ryan loved to Megabate all night long to that new gape porn website.

Megabate by Megabaters November 29, 2011

megabater 

Where a guy is addicted to masturbating, at the point where he would rather masturbate then have sex with a chick. May or may not be addicted to porno.

Cole: Themis is such a megabater.
Ana: My ugly freind would've fucked him, but he said his hand was good enough.

megabater by Stylo aka starless sage July 2, 2014