Meercat

An unexpected erection.

"I was driving to the store for some eggs and all of a sudden i got a meercat!"

by unpredictibubble November 8, 2011

meercat

origin: Karl's Mum
also known as Tim-Own
an affinity for Other Persons Mothers (A.K.A. OPM)
Enjoys recreational activities such as rectum tunneling avec un thimble
and consuming Preserved Echinoderms (Crystalised Starfish)

Common greeting: Yo James, Mudder Fukker!
Team Broom feat. James includes the legendary Meercat known only in the tightest circles as Timown

by broom February 8, 2005

office meercat

An infantile male worker who repeatedly stands up and sits down between the hours of 11:00am and 1:00pm, in order to peer through their windows at attracive females going to lunch.

This floors crawling with office meercats of the worst kind

by Chazmeistro January 4, 2007

meercat

desperate for a crap

The meercat is sticking his head out

by larry lepper head January 20, 2009

Meercatting

A behaviour observed in office workers when in response to any incident of interest, their heads suddenly pop up above their cubicle walls in a manner resembling the intensely attentive survial instinct of Meerkats.

"Jane and Patricia really got into it over that pay rise thing. Everyone was Meercatting."

by Anarchist Skywalker April 17, 2023

Meercat Magic

Backing into the final playoff spot in your league and pulling off the upset wins once the playoffs start.

Those guys in the Summer League lost their last seven games, but come playoff time, they pulled off some Meercat Magic and rolled to the Belmont Cup!

by Jon Hockey January 18, 2007