Meestering 

When A.Meesters tells a tall tale, then whilst informing others- even within earshot- adds more and more farfetched lies to the story until the point where he has lied about a lie. Oh, and theres always bisexual girlfriends involved. Always.

1. Goddam it, stop your meestering

(Original Story)
Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.

2 mins later...
Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.

Meestering by The beater of the elderly April 6, 2007

Meeper 

A person who talks simply because they can. They have nothing interesting to say, but continue to speak anyway. Such a person is highly irritating, and fairly useless to the human race. The action is reffered to as meeping, or to meep. This word gained popularity after being used by Benjamin on the ninth season of Big Brother Australia.

1. Person 1: John is so annoying! He just talks absolute shit! Person 2: Sounds like a real meeper!
2. Person 1: And then a walked down the street, but then I saw a Supre, then I liked a dress, but then-
Person 2: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, STOP MEEPING!

Meeper by Anti meeper September 25, 2012

Meepster 

One who is devoted to the art of the meep; perhaps one of the Followers of the Meep. They use the word "meep" often, and can be non-human. Another name for them is Meepists.

Person 1: Hey, how's life?
Person 2: Meepish.
Person 1: Ugh... you're a Meepster, aren't you.

Person 2: Yes. "One who searches for Meep finds god".
Person 1: :|

Meepster by Biblo elf March 12, 2011

leighton meester 

brunette actress who stars on the hit series Gossip Girl
she has been in a few generally unknown movies such as: Flourish, Drive Thru, and Hangman's Curse
she also has had a few guest appearances in different t.v. shows such as: Entertainment Tonight, Law and Order, Boston Public, Crossing Jordan, Seventh Heaven, North Shore, Entourage, 24, 8 Simple Rules... for Dating My Teenage Daughter, Veronica Mars, Numb3rs, House M.D., CSI: Miami, and Shark

did you see last nights episode of veronica mars?
YEAH! i didnt know leighton meester was guest appearing!

leighton meester by gossip girl :D December 18, 2007

meeperz 

Multiple ways to use the word "meeperz"

1.It can be used as a greeting. I prefer it to you average hello.

A random expression of happiness used to fill gaps in conversation.

1. "Meeperz! How has your day been?"
2. "....meeperz...."

meeperz by Mrrazzle May 19, 2008

MeesterChum

wide open weed smoker with regard for the people!

MeesterChum makes you feel like everybody's friend.

MeesterChum by EvilDoctorClownius February 13, 2010

Meester Smeece 

What a lot of Engrish speaking Chinese say instead of Mr. Smith.

Heyro Meester Smeece; nice to see you again here in China.

Meester Smeece by Willis December 9, 2003