medication

A euphemism used by people who do not know it is a euphemism for the drugs they and others take.

Johnny! Pay attention! Have you taken your medication today? (Have you taken your amphetamines today?)

by FooberFoober July 22, 2005

Medical

Weed that is 100% and isn't laced.

John- " You sure this grass is safe?"

Don- "Dude, relax, it's completely medical."

by John Stroud January 3, 2010

Medicated

To feel good no matter what kind of drug you are on. usually prescription drugs.

Ahhhhhh! man i feel nice and medicated.

by empower February 9, 2010

Medic

a) Noun: name for someone who always corrects you no matter how obvious what you meant is.

b) Noun: name for someone who brings up the fact that they're a medic in conversation all the time when it isn't needed.

Jonty: Yeah so I took this girl back from the club last night and..
Peter: It was past midnight when you left the club so it was this morning.
Jonty: Oh mate you're such a massive medic

Peter: I was in one of my medic lectures the other day and we had to dissect a hand then on the way out I saw that guy we met in Gatecrasher the other night!
Jonty: First half of that story was so pointless, what a classic medic thing to say

by bobswarleyman123 January 9, 2013

Medic

(a game) The best game ever played on the face of this planet! It is similar to dodgeball, but way cooler

We won the world medic tournament today!

by The Medic Master April 2, 2003

Medic

*TFC Guides and beer on tap since 1853
*The IRC channel of that name
*A healing/poisoning class in Team Fortress Classic (Half Life mod)

Deim0s shot me in the leg and I screamed for the medic.
I went to Medic to play Dustbowl with Maestro, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
All your Medic! are belong to us.
The new Medic site will feature doncing ladies and free beer. Batteries not included.

by Phob0s February 28, 2003

Medical

funny you theoretically had to go to the hospital

"That joke was medical!"

by Nikiko-Venu February 22, 2023