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The Mattachini 

The act of breaking up with a girl by fist-bumping her; usually ends up with a very awkward moment where the now single girl is trying to figure out what just happened
Kid- I want to break up with her but it will be awkward
Kid2- Do The Mattachini and run away
Kid- Good idea
The Mattachini by PHS2014 September 10, 2011

meatstick 

A wonderful song and choreographed dance concocted by the band Phish.
Time for the meatstick,
bury the meatstick,
take out the meatstick time

whoa, shocks my brain!
meatstick by Cass April 13, 2005

muttstache

A scraggly mustache/goatee that has many different colored hairs in it (brown, blond, red, grey, etc), particularly in patches, resembling the fur coat of a mongrel, or mutt.

May or may not be disgusting in appearance.
That guy with the shaved head and goatee looked all hardcore until I saw his muttstache. Now he just looks like a redneck hillbilly skinhead reject, who likes country music, shotguns, and trucks with large tires on them.

Thanks for applying to the open management position. After careful consideration of your qualifications, we have decided to pursue a candidate who did not have a muttstache, and who would not pass for Jeff Foxworthy from a distance.

There ain't NUTHIN more 'Merican then.. coun'try myusic, bein listened to on a boombox by a guy with an awesome muttstache.

The West Virginia politician's constituents admired him for his honesty, charisma, and his neatly groomed muttstache.
muttstache by Bbungus May 6, 2010

meatstar 

The star that is formed by your ass hole when you spread your cheeks apart.
"wow that bitch had a huge meatstar"
meatstar by Junglemonkey13 November 3, 2016
noun. a term, originating from cyberpunk fiction and culture, referring to the real (that is, not virtual) world, the world of flesh and blood. somewhat tongue-in-cheek. the opposite of cyberspace.
"writers, who can go for three or four days at a time without talking to people in 'meatspace', are particularly attracted to this form of friendship."
—andrew brown
meatspace by The Other Joey February 24, 2005
The opposite of cyberspace; Reality.
The flesh and blood existence.
Jack: lolz...
Henry: Hey we should hang out together tomorrow.
Jack: What, you mean in meatspace?
Meatspace by Insomn June 9, 2005