Methages

Text or email messages sent by people under the influence of methamphetamine or opiates. Usually verbose and frequent.

After Paul partied, he sent a string of methages to his ex.
You better make sure you turn off your phone... you'll get high and start sending tons of methages.

Methages by MikeInDC August 29, 2017

Meatagorize 

A degrading and demeaning term used to describe the comparing and sorting of women based on their physical appearance into the context of certain types of meat.

"Wow! Look at the women in here!"

"How would you Meatagorize that one?"

"Look at the sexy body, prime rib definitely."

"How about that one over there?"

"Ugh! She's hideous! Pork Chops."

Meatagorize by WillyWonkasWildWords June 6, 2010

Meatbag 

A term used by the assasin droid KK-47 who origionally belonged to the es-Sith Lord Revan. The word was programmed into the droid's memory core after Revan discovered it annoyed his former pupil, Malak. The term stuck with HK-47 through his numerous memory wipes and refers to all orgainics as Meatbags whenever refering to organics as a whole or to a single organic. (as a side note, HK-50, from KOTOR II: The Sith Lords Refers to Organics as, well. Organics. This makes HK-47 angry.)

HK-47: "Retraction: Did I say that out loud? I apologize, master. While you are a meatbag, I suppose I should not call you as such."

Revan: "You just called me a meatbag again!"

HK-47: "Explanation: It's just that... you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn't drive you mad, I have no idea."

Revan: Come to think of it, neither do I.

Meatbag by Chris000 December 26, 2008

Meatbag 

Any living thing or animal. Usually used by robots.

"May I kill some meatbags now master?"

Meatbag by Turd Ferguson January 29, 2004

meatbag 

Use by robots, like Bender.

Bite my shiny metal ass, meatbag!

meatbag by pascalbg January 10, 2008

Meathane 

A truer Anglish Term for waiter/waitrend/waitress that isn't just based on an alteration of watch. From OE meteþeġn. a food-officer; one whose duty is to look after food; sewer. See also meat-thane
2. Meathane; a meat fart comprised of all the red and or white meat protein you gorged on that day/meal. (by CallumFoster December 18, 2019)

We are waiting on the meathane to come.

Meathane by Master of beargreen August 18, 2023

meathawk 

one who scavenges for dick; or an actual hawk that swoops in on unsuspecting meat

Ainsley Harrison is such a meathawk. I had to beat her back with a broom handle to keep her talons away from my junk.

meathawk by J Makhoul February 11, 2009