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Three-Piece Meat-Suite 

noun, collective name for the three distinct components of the male genitalia based on the furniture industry practise of selling 'three-piece suites'
'...she didn't believe me, so I got out my three-piece meat-suite'
Three-Piece Meat-Suite by Benni September 22, 2004

piece of meat 

severe slang for a human. -reducing a human and his/her sex parts down to 'a piece of meat' does seem slightly criminal,
but this is of little significance when/while 'shopping' at the "pick-up bar" for a nice piece of warm 'meat'!!

-emts have been known to refer to 'road kill' or 'fresh meat'!
a friends' wife got 'hot' when i used this term, i DO use it with males as much as females! -the sad part is the usage at all!!!
ie: rendering a 'cherished' human to something seen hanging in a stockyard. (any "Freddies" in the house??)
joshua spotted a nice piece of meat, but it was a poor 'cut'

jill was shopping a nice pork roast, but ended up with 'mad cow'!!

he worked out and knew he was a filet mignon!, almost too good to pump!

they were hammering each other like a 'butcher'! they ended up two tenderized pieces of meat!!
piece of meat by michael foolsley February 1, 2010

piece of meat 

an unintelligent male who tends to be a bit of a man whore.
piece of meat by Marcy Schroder December 19, 2007

piece of meat with two eyes 

A useless person that contributes nothing useful in any kind of capacity. A waste of air, a hunk of flesh that occupies space and little else. Sometimes considered a slug of a person, or a lazy slob. The addition of "with two eyes" signifies a human being.
Person 1: Look at that slob... he's nothing but a piece of meat with two eyes.
Person 2: About as useful as a hamburger layin' on a bun...

Piece of Meat 

A female with low morals.
Kusky do you have that piece of meat coming over later?
Piece of Meat by Bigjibo December 16, 2017

piece of meat 

The tender and juicy beef steak hanging between a guy's legs
Eddy often spoke at great length of his deeply held desire to be barebacked by a great piece of meat.
piece of meat by joelster7455 November 17, 2016