professional meat handler 

A gal who sleeps around and handles lots of man sausage.

Dude! Maggies such a professional meat handler I bet fucking her is like throwing a hot dog down a hall way.

Dude! That bitch is such a professional meat handler I bet she's got the gag reflex of a blow up doll.

Dude! Dude she's such a professional meat handler I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean!

professional meat handler by Attica1979 October 7, 2007

professional meat handler 

A female, (or male for that matter) who sleeps around so much that "handling meat" is their profession.

"Dude your wife is such a professional meat handler! I bet she's handled more sausage than Jimmy Dean."

"Hey Buddy, your daughter Maggie is such a professional meat handler I seriously doubt there is any chance that Kris is the father of her children."

professional meat handler by Attica91 September 5, 2008

Master meat handler 

A man who is either very good at cooking meat or well known for handling his cock with the ladies.

Jay is such a master meat handler he has the ladies lined up around the block.

Master meat handler by mack0100 July 21, 2015

Mississippi Meat Handled 

When you are pounding a girls box from behind and she reaches her hand up her fart box to jerk your meat off.

Dude, I went to Chili's for lunch and ended up getting Mississippi Meat Handled by the hot hostess.

Mississippi Meat Handled by rixter1971 April 27, 2012

Meat handles 

Someones nasty hands that have 100% been used to handle someones meat.

"Don't touch me with your meat handles"
"Get your meat handles off me"

Meat handles by Lynx you're gonna love my nuts May 8, 2018

meathandler 

a term used to describe a person that is undesirable in soceity

loser:Guys lets go outside and play!
Cool Dudes: Shut the F@ck up you meathandler!

meathandler by t-nob April 8, 2007

meathandler 

a person named Brent. He works meat thoroughly with his bootyhole, hands, and mouth

Work that meat Brent! You're such a meathandler!

meathandler by poopman123456 July 21, 2009