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14.
A patient who consents to submit to radical surgery or who otherwise consents to submit to extensive procedures or lifetime pill purchases, etc. in a case which has each of the following elements:
1. Where other doctors, if consulted, might not agree that the condition is serious enough to justify recommending such a painful, dangerous, extensive and expensive course of treatment and;
2. Where the treating doctor's opinion and recommendation have been improperly influenced by the fact that if the patient consents, the doctor's financial circumstances will improve, enabling the doctor to continue to repay medical school loans, office expenses, loans for expensive diagnostic and other equipment and where the doctor's primary love is for money and where his primary goal is to become wealthy, and;
3. Where the patient's insurance or personal wealth has resulted in a passing score for the patient in the patient's wallet biopsy.
Doctor x: It's Monday morning, Dr. Y, let's look over the list of appointments for this week and see if there are any patients who might qualify to become another one of our meat puppets.
Dr. Y: Yes, I agree that we should review this week's patient files for possible additional meat puppets. I've just learned that my heavy investment in Monoposuck has tanked because of everyone suddenly moving to cloud computing accessible with cheap computer terminals and open source software.
by pamschel February 13, 2008
 
1.
person(s) that have no will of there own; somebody that lets others control them.
George is Pats meat puppet, he does what ever she says.
by Therese December 11, 2005
 
2.
A person that is totaly devoid of brain material; a complete idiot
That´s the third time now that Brian fails to the final exam; this guy is a real meat puppet!
by Zorglub May 19, 2005
 
3.
An awesome punk-rock band that formed in the early eighties.

Current members include: (as of July 2011)

Curt Kirkwood - lead vocals, guitar
Cris Kirkwood - bass guitar, backing vocals
Shandom Sahm - drums

They influnced many other bands such as Nirvana, Soundgarden, and Pavement.
I love the Meat Puppets.
by JanitorWithAnAxe July 23, 2011
 
4.
1. Another name for a human being, especially one who doesn't think for herself/has no soul and is therefore controlled by others. 2. An ugly bag of mostly water.
I'm so sick of all these meat puppets eating up all the tater tots.
by ZoomaBaresAll November 05, 2010
 
5.
A term used by technical in theatre and crew in film for actors, often derogatory.
The Meatpuppet blow there lines again, we gonna be here all night.
by Capt Jack September 23, 2008
 
6.
An actor.
"These are the finest meat puppets I've ever controlled." - Joss Whedon on the 'Firefly' cast.
by llamas007 February 02, 2013
 
7.
Ordinary human male, "just a guy."

Popularized by Bruce Willis in film THE FIFTH ELEMENT.
.."I am a meat puppet" (said to police).
by al-in-chgo May 30, 2011