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7. meat puppet
the phenomenon of a man being able to move or shake his erect penis around without touching it or moving any other part of his body; can also refer to a man manipulating the urethra hole to make the penis talk.
Man: Hey baby, this meat puppet can't suck itself!
His penis (meat puppet): Yeah, bitch!
1. meat puppet
person(s) that have no will of there own; somebody that lets others control them.
George is Pats meat puppet, he does what ever she says.
2. meat puppet
A person that is totaly devoid of brain material; a complete idiot
That´s the third time now that Brian fails to the final exam; this guy is a real meat puppet!
by Zorglub May 19, 2005 add a video
3. meat puppet
1. Another name for a human being, especially one who doesn't think for herself/has no soul and is therefore controlled by others. 2. An ugly bag of mostly water.
I'm so sick of all these meat puppets eating up all the tater tots.
4. Meat Puppet
An actor.
"These are the finest meat puppets I've ever controlled." - Joss Whedon on the 'Firefly' cast.
5. meat puppet
Ordinary human male, "just a guy."

Popularized by Bruce Willis in film THE FIFTH ELEMENT.
.."I am a meat puppet" (said to police).
6. Meat Puppet
Porn slang for a male porn actor
"Hard-on Harry can't make it today, sir. He was in an accident involving a rubber swing..."

"Forget about it... you don't need to be a genius to be a meat puppet! He can be replaced easily..."
by Courtney Apr 6, 2005 add a video
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