Mcporn 

The dirtiest nasies cheapest porn on the net

Man this Mcporn is the shizney

Mcporn by DJeck April 22, 2008

McPounder 

A hamburger creation in which the diner orders two Double Quarter Pounders from McDonalds. The two burgers are then combined after taking the top bun off of one and the bottom bun off the other.

After fasting for three days, I went to McDonalds and ordered a McPounder.

McPounder by GameQ June 23, 2009

mcpoon 

A girl who you really want to sleep with but afterwards feel sort of depressed that you did. Normally requires vomiting or a gym session to clear your mind. Very similar to the feeling you get after you eat McDonalds.

Bro 1: last night i totally did some mcpoon, want to hit the gym after class so i can get over it?
Bro 2: sure bro, i normally vomit to get over mcpoon, you should try it.

mcpoon by do'er April 1, 2011

McMorningGlory 

A double sausage and egg Mcmuffin, with three hash browns and bacon

Lately I have been having problems getting it up after waking up, but this has all changed thanks to the McMorningGlory

McMorningGlory by NRLeels March 20, 2009

McMorningWood 

An Egg McMuffin inside of a Double Cheeseburger between the two meat patties. From McDonalds

I went to McDonalds Today at the perfect time and I made that orgasmic sandwich called a McMorningWood.

McMorningWood by jaouie April 19, 2009

msporn

msporn is where on msn or other chat program instead of talking you instead send pornographic emoticons

im gonna kick your ass my mum came in while you were doing that shitty msporn thing to me now shes chopping off lil jimmy!!

msporn by Yanito-Bandito October 23, 2006

Mcmorning 

the morning after a crazy raging night and when you wake up feeling still drunk, often caused from a gin bucket. Signs of a mcmorning include crackheadedness, slurs in speech also known as analexia, running uncontrollably into things, and laughing hysterically for no apparent reason. Also, the strangest occurrences that would otherwise never happen occur during a mcmorning where crackheads like you seem to appear everywhere. You know its a mcmorning when you watch a crackhead take down his pants in the middle of the street and shit on a wall, or when you find yourself brushing your teeth on a bench in the middle of a park, or when you imagine mcmonsters in the woods, AND when you wake up at the earliest hours of the morning to wake everyone else up to join you in the mcfun (at least 7 o'clock).

Annie: Mcmorning everyone!!
Lizzie and Natalie: Mcmorning!

Mcmorning by mc annie January 17, 2011