Merjanitor

The male, custodial version of a mermaid.

Bill: I'd hate to be a merjanitor, imagine how boring work would be when you never had to clean up crap.

Mary: I'd hate to be friends with someone who uses "merjanitor" in a sentence.

Merjanitor by aphorism December 11, 2009

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Manitora

The word for a giant erect penis in italian

"?Hola signor, donde esta vosotros manitora?"

Manitora by Elfonso April 8, 2010

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Dual Moanitors

Having two computer monitors for the purpose of watching porn. This will allow the viewer to listen to the moaning through two high definition speakers, which makes for some great fondling and erotic ejaculations.

Big Easy: Dude, I was plowing my wife last night, and she was moaning like a whale on crack.

Juicy J: Bro, me and my chick were watching some porn on some Dual Moanitors last night. The shit was electric and I swear I blew a load like a whale blows water out it’s blowhole. It really works wonders.

Big Easy: Wow... I have never been so proud of you in my life.

Dual Moanitors by Stoney69 March 16, 2019

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Jeffy Face McJunior

A person or animal that exhibits a mental state that is filled with EXTREME anxiety and excitement. A life lived like and anxiety attack per-say.

“Emmy is being such a Jeffy face McJunior!” Or
“Ranger is so stupid he’s a Jeffy face McJunior!”

Jeffy Face McJunior by Flower mound Flackavelli June 21, 2018

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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