McChristian

Chest-thumping churchgoer / religious donor who loudly proclaims his or her righteousness based solely on their Sunday attendance / offering. Tend to think they can get away with being braggardly arrogant self-important arseholes because they actually spend an hour or two in / a few bucks on church every week. They tend to cover their auto bumpers and SUV backglass with stickers alluding to Jesus, quote Biblical scripture completely out of context, and privately pleasure themselves to kiddie porn while chiding anybody who dares mention anything sexual in public.

The jagoff who cut you off coming out of the church parking lot - you know, the one in the $49 polyester suit jacket who flipped you off - this past Sunday morning is a McChristian.

McChristian by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005

McChristian

One whose religion solely consists of celebrating commercialized Christian holidays. Synonym: commercialized Christian.

To a McChristian Easter means bunnies and colored eggs and Christmas means gifts, colored lights, and elves.

McChristian by KTMacK88 November 7, 2007

hoppers mckristin

a really cool frog named after his wonderful hopping skills and a girl named kristin

Hoppers is such a pimp, the frog girls love him.

hoppers mckristin by zeeno July 5, 2003

Hoppers McKristin

Obviously one of the awesomest girls at LTHS, she knows what she is doing.

Hoppers jumps around all the time. She might even land on your lap.

Hoppers McKristin by Blou December 4, 2004

McNistian 

The religion in which one must be a true madbowlchillen dude.
Derived from the town of Milton.

Man, I recently converted to become a McNistian. Ever since all i've done is madbowlchill.

McNistian by HOLLLA- TDOT October 1, 2008

mccristal 

Sexy gangsta

Damnnn that mccristal is a sexy gangsta

mccristal by Theprisonerofazkaban August 30, 2017