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McConnell 

n. A turtle-head shaped butt plug inserted after a session of anal sex, its principal purpose being to prevent the inadvertent escape of Santorum from the receiving partner’s anus.
Devin was lucky this time. Paul had a spare McConnell to lend him, and once it was inserted, he was able to hurry over to the White House without leaking Santorum into his pants.
McConnell by ciabrat May 30, 2018
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McConnell 

A hard clumpy constipated shit that when finally extracted leaves hemorrhoids and rectal bleeding.
The Majority Leader of the Senate is himself such a massive McConnell that the country will need Preparation H and stitches once gone from power.
McConnell by IntlManoMystery August 9, 2018

McConnell 

A nicer way of saying "Retarded" or "Retard". Being in a PC Culture in today's world, it is better to say McConnell instead of Retard.
"Bro is that guy retarded?" "Hey you can't say retarded that's offensive, just say McConnell." "Ah Understandable have a good day."
McConnell by Tr@shton June 4, 2018

mcconnell 

Theft of something belonging to someone else. Usually involving a great betrayal.
Some asshole mcconnelled my amazon order and left the whole appartment's mail open to theft!
mcconnell by drammypdog June 27, 2018

McConnell 

"Man, you did us a real McConnell today. You were caught reppin' the Bloods in a Crip area, and you burned your Blood hat and shirt and got on your knees and did them a solid".
McConnell by Chucky E January 18, 2019

mcconnell 

A gay man who walks around thinking he is the shit.
oh look a that mcconnell
mcconnell by Roberto Luongo April 1, 2009

McConnell 

A label for a political hypocrite who votes to acquit a bad or evil person, then condemns them for their unethical, criminal, or treasonous act—named after US Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, who acquitted Donald J. Trump of treason, before holding the Inciter-in-Chief responsible for his white supremacist and terrorist supporters’ deadly attack on the Capitol.
In the second impeachment trial of the Commander in Cheat, the Senate’s 57-43 vote shows that there are at least 43 morally bankrupt McConnells who are too petrified to vote against their Divider-in-Chief.
McConnell by MathPlus February 14, 2021