tip top magoo

A phrase used to describe the good ganja. The kind of sweet sweet devils lettuce that will take you on a journey through the cosmos.

That weed I got off Uncle joey was tip top magoo.

tip top magoo by scoyle1994 October 8, 2018

Shitty Magoo 

When a runner shits their pants and continues to run with a brown stain along their ass crack

Person 1: Did you see Selena go Shitty Magoo on the track today?

Person 2: Yeah. I smelled that shit from the stands!

Shitty Magoo by trackrunnerthatdoesntshit December 25, 2019

Mafoofin' 

That one guy we all know who lacks consistency in the deodorant department and smells more like an onion patch rather than a whiff of roses.

Yo man, someone be mafoofin' up in this joint

Mafoofin' by jinglejew June 3, 2013

Mahooka 

An idiot that tries too hard to be cool, has OVERSIZED dick, watches porn everyday also jerks off, really greedy, borrows and never return it.

Mahooka can’t flex he only got girl stuff that he borrowed from his sister

Mahooka by Vasika Mahul October 10, 2018

magoozler

marijuana smoking friends.

hey isint that one of the magoozlers?

magoozler by eketron vaughn smackingsworth September 2, 2009

dinga-magoo 

Your mother's best pasta.

I just ate a big bowl of dinga-magoo.

dinga-magoo by nomadcanuck January 7, 2012

Moses Magoo 

A noun or a verb.

A Moses Magoo is one whose attention is preoccupied with the functions of a cellphone while walking, thus impeding the ability to focus on pedestrian traffic beyond one's own limited periphery, relying upon others to part, clearing a path before him or her.

This is a combined allusion to the biblical Moses, who parted the Red Sea and to the cartoon character Mister Magoo, who was notoriously near-sighted and resultantly accident prone.

To do a Moses Magoo is to cut someone off or to interfere in the smooth flow of pedestrian traffic because of a pre-occupation with a cellphone or similar device.

A true Moses Magoo, Charlie never sees beyond his nose while fidgetting with his cellphone and walking against the flow of traffic.

The guy in the green shirt Moses Magooed me, causing me to drop my drink.

Moses Magoo by Cassiodorus September 18, 2012