I penis that is bumby and wider than it is long.
Maurice dweck is the only person in the syrian community with a choad. I really feel bad for him because he cannot jerk off with out using a funnel. Legend has it that Maurice on the 8th day he was born had one of the top 2 worst curcumsision's ever done. They shouldent have hired Steve Wonder, because he's blind, not certified and he likes to chop off big peices and make a wallet out of them. So now the wallet that he keeps his money in is part of Maurices choad.
Tiny underwear that are almost nonexistent.
or g string
usually worn by overweight women who have no right to be seen in it
also a common cause of blindness
whoa! maurices sells MAJOR nunderwear
I needed a magnifying glass to try it on!
Completly awesome. Hangs out in chat rooms with his buddys talks gamer slang in everyday situations. Best friends with Connor. Melodie is his bitch.
Melodie: Maurice wanna come to the movies with me?
Maurice: IDk was gonna hang out and chat with my peeps.
Maurice: You have Melted my heart with you r amer slang i shall go with you.
Bystander: That Melodie is a lucky bitch.
Maurices are either very good at sports or very good at school. Generally, Maurices are known to just want to chill out in peace and drink a nice adult beverage from time to time. Maurices generally like to live the simple life all year round. They are fans of all Winter sports, they really like when it snows outside.
"That player skates as fast as a rocket!"
"Obviously, you are talking about Maurice "The Rocket" Richard here."
Guy 1: "What's that mathematical equation mean Maurice?"
Maurice: "It simply means Maurice = Snow."
Guy 1: "Wow! Maurice you are sure smart at school!"
A crazy alter ego that a blacked out friend frequently morphs into. Charles often yells "yung money!" and "neck, maurice" when Charlesed out. These are usually the two indications that one has changed into Charles. Charles is also unusually agressive, always looking to fight. Every question is answered with "shut the fuck up."
Charles: "Yung money, bada bada bee, maurices pieces!!"
Me: "Well, it looks like Charles is partying with us tonight"
Name used to adress or distinguish within a crowd a fellow male member of the Maurice nation. Distinguish by having abnormal tendency to party and turn day to day situation upside down a Maurice can either be views has a threat or an essential part of social interactions within a community.
Using the expression like calling out loud "Maurice!!" in order to offer your friend a beer
Gascogne's: "Maurice!, une p'tite frette?"
Maurice member: "2 big 10 dans yeule"
Other day to day usage of the word:
"Fred est un vrai Maurice"
"Les Maurices vont être présent ce soir..."
"Maurice est toujours désagréable!"