An extreme sport in its early stages, but still sweet fun. Mattressing involves finding a mattress with wheels on the underneath (quality may vary, but if you use the small wheels mattresses come with then they will beak which makes it all more interesting) and a steep hill with a road on it. Take the mattress up to the top of the hill and from a running start jump onto the mattress and roll down the hill. Normally crashing into the gutter is unavoidable. Avoiding crashing into cars on the street is desireable. This activity can be greatly improved by any of the normal stuff ie. A good mate, booze, comfy mattress, sex (not with good mate unless good mate is of opposite sex, but 2 girls would still be OK).
Pimpin' up your mattress is a good idea.
Pimpin' up your mattress is a good idea.
"ive got two mattresses with wheels and a case of beer"
"sweet dude, lets go mattressing"
"aight"
"beer me"
"sweet dude, lets go mattressing"
"aight"
"beer me"
by jimmiboy February 6, 2006
an act of solo love originating from eccles manchester england where one takes the cardboacrd tube from the centre of a bog roll,packs it with a lube of your choice,traps it between bed and mattress and gives it a good rogering
by harry dent March 1, 2009
The combination of the words Model and Waitress. Used to describe small time models who cannot support herself with only modeling income, and require side jobs such as waitressing.
by StarberryBSD May 14, 2011
by Sogmon January 8, 2021
1. To rest or sleep. rest sleep
2. To preform a sexual act on another, typically in a bed. fuck bang do it
2. To preform a sexual act on another, typically in a bed. fuck bang do it
1. "Man, I'm so tired! I'm gonna go home and mattress."
2."Hey gurl, wanna go back to my place and mattress?"
2."Hey gurl, wanna go back to my place and mattress?"
by Mich3al February 7, 2016
A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable
That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.
by Emma85 February 9, 2007
An all about sexy man.
He's a player, a villian, a hero, a contender.
He's the kind of guy that can face an incredible challenge and be the first to give a solution.
He's a man of honor, that knows NO FEAR.
Everyone just has to hear, "Wuz Up Bro?!"...and his legacy lives on.
He's a player, a villian, a hero, a contender.
He's the kind of guy that can face an incredible challenge and be the first to give a solution.
He's a man of honor, that knows NO FEAR.
Everyone just has to hear, "Wuz Up Bro?!"...and his legacy lives on.
by Goldz....Mattress Goldz April 26, 2012