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when one creates an unbelievable and astounding stat off the cuff, convincing only himself that it is the truth.
Guy1: nah man i dont go to the gym anymore, you know if you think hard enough you burn 300 calories

Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again
by hdotman March 02, 2011

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