Mattist

Someone who looks at a person named Matt as a celebrity or role model.

There are Mattists all around the world who watch desperately for news about me, or to invite me to things.

by Zesty October 19, 2012

mattistics

when one creates an unbelievable and astounding stat off the cuff, convincing only himself that it is the truth.

Guy1: nah man i dont go to the gym anymore, you know if you think hard enough you burn 300 calories

Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again

by hdotman March 17, 2011