1 definition by hdotman
when one creates an unbelievable and astounding stat off the cuff, convincing only himself that it is the truth.
Guy1: nah man i dont go to the gym anymore, you know if you think hard enough you burn 300 calories
Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again
Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again
by hdotman March 2, 2011