DILDO mattic 5000
DILDO mattic 5000 by peter north July 10, 2003
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Mattia
Mattia è una persona speciale. Alcune volte pensa di esser un peso o una persona di poca importanza. Ma quello che non sa, e che non vede, è la sua bellezza. E no, non parlo *solo* della bellezza esterna, ma anche di quella interna. È una persona che nei momenti importante cerca di esserci sempre, una persona che fa regali e dediche inaspettate, quel tipo di cose che ti riscaldano il cuore. Senza di lui la vita di molte persone sarebbe scialba ed inutile. Chi lo incontra deve tenerselo stretto e trattarlo bene. E anche lui prima o poi riuscirá a vedere la sua bellissima persona❤️.
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Stump-O-Matic
Full name is: Gretsch, G5135PS Patrick Vaughn Stump STUMP-O-MATIC A guitar that named after the beautiful Patrick Stump of pop-punk band Fall Out Boy. It has a shiny, gray, metallic color and a black strip across it. This is mainly the guitar that Patrick will play live.
Stump-O-Matic by PewDiePie April 25, 2013
Mattipulation
The act of deceiving females into thinking you are a good person so they will blow you behind cineplex. Made famous by Canadian Matthew Xavier Lafrance, who is famous for having sex with over 50 girls in 10 day at the Ottawa Bluesfest music festival in 2017.
Utilization of the past tense (Mattipulation)
He Mattipulated her into sexual intercourse, despite her boyfriend's pleas.
He Mattipulated her into sexual intercourse, despite her boyfriend's pleas.
Mattipulation by GreasyFrenchy February 1, 2020
Martice Leak
An upcoming internet socialite who works hard to entertain and please his viewers/followers. He's humorous, bona fide, and makes great content!
"Martice Leak? Oh! That one guy whose got a YouTube channel that's worth the subscription and support, he's a cool dude." 😋
Martice Leak by Kittyx0 June 6, 2018
Mattie
Mattie is a walking goddess.
She can sing, she’s usually an athlete, and she’s incredibly attractive, inside and out.
She may seem as a little bitchy at first, but once you crack the code, she’s super friendly.
But be warned, cracking her code is a very daunting task. She’s very hard to read, like maybe one day she’ll talk to you, but then the next it’s like you’re totally irrelevant.
She’s also very self-deprecating. Make sure to tell her how important and amazing she is. She’ll need it.
Mattie LOVES to argue. She won’t get offended at your opposing opinions; she’ll fight for her own.
Love her. Take care of her. Don’t let her get away.
She can sing, she’s usually an athlete, and she’s incredibly attractive, inside and out.
She may seem as a little bitchy at first, but once you crack the code, she’s super friendly.
But be warned, cracking her code is a very daunting task. She’s very hard to read, like maybe one day she’ll talk to you, but then the next it’s like you’re totally irrelevant.
She’s also very self-deprecating. Make sure to tell her how important and amazing she is. She’ll need it.
Mattie LOVES to argue. She won’t get offended at your opposing opinions; she’ll fight for her own.
Love her. Take care of her. Don’t let her get away.
Mattie by yuk0ncornelius January 22, 2018