A man that can only be described as "the being". He is typically bald, that has a passion for chemistry. He not only hates life but he hates you too. No one can control this beast like demon. The being wears a pink shirt 6.02 x 10^23 % of days. But beware, if you make fun of his his shiny glamorous bald head too much, he may decide to grow his hair back as an attempt to fit back into society. Even with this occurring, you can always identify a Mathew by the eternal bald spot let on the top back of his head. if you try to talk to Mathew he will most likely kill himself before you have the chance to unless it is about chemistry. Oh, he also is very, VERY! gay.
I want to have gay sex with Matthew.
by The murbinator December 15, 2016

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A very special person, with a huge heart for the ones he loves. He can easily get mad but will later regret it sometimes. He's also very handsome
Matthew is adorable
by Smalla than a bug July 23, 2016

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He's a sting and independent he's not used to showing his emotions but in the inside he's just a little panda u wanna hug And he's very attractive to girls
Girl 1:Woah that's Matthew he's kinda hot

Girl 2:Ikr
by Paiv.kue June 30, 2016

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Matthew is a really smart male who loves to read but is also slightly competitive he's into sports and loves to hang out with his friends. He can seem a bit rude at first but in time he grows to be really kind with a hint of humor. He always has a way of making you happy but doesn't like too much responsibility,
Wow, that guy reading looks like a Matthew
by p¡nk May 28, 2017

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This is a person who's very very childish. He's also really violent. He gives no shits about hurting you. But then at the same time he cares. It seems like he's bipolar, because sometimes he's mean and sometimes he's nice. He's probably gay and loves cotton candy. And he probably harasses a girl named allisa and Dana. And some other Girls in his school as a joke.
That dude is such a Matthew.
by Yoyoyoyoyo_568 April 23, 2017

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Has a small dick
Oh it's a Matthew Stacy he has a small dick u don't want it
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A gay prick with no dick
"Matthew....your gay"
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by BBoyJC19 March 02, 2017

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