dick metrics

Arbitrary unit of measurement used mostly by males. Derived from men overestimating their penis size.

"We got 8 inches of snow last night."

"You're using dick metrics. I just measured and we got 5 inches of snow last night."

dick metrics by MomFatale October 31, 2014

Matrick 

When the the 2 people, Patrick and Maggie find their true love for each other

Evan: Omg, Patrick and maggie are SO cute together!!!
Grace: They really are.

Both: Matrick for life!!!

Matrick by 7oranges January 4, 2018

Matriculate 

A fancy word used to make yourself sound more intelligent in a high stakes situation. Actual definition is irrelevant, use it confidently to replace any more common word and earn immediate respect from your friends and co-workers.

Len: What's the play coach?
Hank (Coaching in the Super Bowl and aware he is mic'd for sound): Just keep matriculating the ball down the field, boys.
Len: Got it coach!
Otis (Back in the huddle): What the hell does matriculate mean?
Len: I have no idea, but from the context it is clear he wants us to continue advancing the ball, and I'm inspired as fuck right now.

Matriculate by mtgeezycreezy December 10, 2016

matrick 

the ship name of maggie and patrick is simply "MATRICK" if your name is maggie and you know someone named patrick (or vice versa) u NEED to get together. You also need friends to support you guys.

Evan: Matrick is sooo meant to be

Patrick: I know right I love maggie so matrick just makes sense!

MATRICK 4 life

matrick by jenniferhudson 4 realz December 16, 2017

matris

Matris weighs 1000 pounds. Matris wears a moo moo. Matris drives a 1984 Geo Metro, there are no doors. Matris greases up the sides of her Metro and slips on in. There are no wheels. Matris gets a running start and pushes her Metro down a hill. Matris has a hair and beauty salon down town called, "Matris Loves You". Matris is a devout Catholic. She loves the Pope. Matris is always in Gremio. Never anywhre but Gremio. Where is she not? Not in Gremio. Always in Gremio, never anywhere but Gremio.

Matris is the Buck's manager. She takes care of ALL their away needs.

matris by Robert Goulet February 23, 2005

Tebow Metrics 

When statistics don't seem to matter or apply. The only stat that matters is the W or the L.

For those interested in statistics (again, they don’t seem to matter in Tebow Metrics), Tebow was 9-of-20 for 104 yards passing. He had 68 yards rushing on eight carries. The Broncos won the game... again.

Tebow Metrics by GatorBone November 18, 2011

matrick 

this ship name is perfect for any maggie and patrick you know. when you find these two, they are always perfect for each other and have eternal love.

"Matrick? Oh, I know that ship! Every Matrick should get together!"

matrick by lotto11 December 19, 2017