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50.
a stupid subject that you have to learn to get a job. even though all you need to use in the real world is multiplication, addition and all the other stuff you learn when you're 10.
to get a basic maths qualification you need to know a lot about right angled triangles which you will never ever need to know later on in life unless you want to carry on passing the useless information on and become a maths teacher or a man holds a gun to your head and makes you work out this angle or die.
pointless formulas that you dont know how to use will stay in your head forever but you wont have a gcse because you dont know how to use them.
even if you do have a maths gcse, in about a month you forget everything that you learnt for it and it doesnt matter because you will NEVER need to use it anyway.
man with gun-"WHATS THE FORMULA FOR PYTHAGORAS' THEORUM?"
me-"A SQUARED+B SQUARED= C SQUARED!"
man with gun-"NOW USE THAT TO WORK OUT ANGLE X OF THIS RIGHT ANGLED TRIANGLE!"
me-"????????????"
*BANG*
by rathsangatas drink November 09, 2004
 
51.
the science of that which cannot be.
Asymptotes are not real, but they are in the world of math.
by carvahall December 07, 2011
 
52.
Math is the abbreviation for:

Mental
Abuse
Towards
Humans
Person 1: We have math for next lesson.
Person 2: OMG NOOOOO MY BRAIN IS GONNA GET RAPED
by Epicguyof1337 October 21, 2013
 
53.
Language spoken by most Asians
I make my Asian friend do all my math homework.
by fatbutslow June 08, 2010
 
54.
mentally affected teachers harrasing students.
person 1: dude ms jepson is such a stupid teacher
person 2: i know she is such a MATHS
person 1: dude, she teaches Humanities, not maths
person 2: no man MATHS! mentally affected teachers harassing students!
person 1: oh! ha ha i geddit!
by happyfacethegame December 14, 2009
 
55.
Math is the study of patterns in everything. It can be very useful in its applied forms, but it also has the potential to be abstract beyond practicality.
Most modern, research-oriented disciplines within science rely upon math in one way or another.
by Peter Mugowsky May 05, 2004
 
56.
Means Mental Abuse To Humans.
Guy1: Dude i failed at my math exam
Guy2: I know. math means mental abuse to humans
by Theoden King February 07, 2014