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a stupid subject that you have to learn to get a job. even though all you need to use in the real world is multiplication, addition and all the other stuff you learn when you're 10.

to get a basic maths qualification you need to know a lot about right angled triangles which you will never ever need to know later on in life unless you want to carry on passing the useless information on and become a maths teacher or a man holds a gun to your head and makes you work out this angle or die.

pointless formulas that you dont know how to use will stay in your head forever but you wont have a gcse because you dont know how to use them.

even if you do have a maths gcse, in about a month you forget everything that you learnt for it and it doesnt matter because you will NEVER need to use it anyway.

to get a basic maths qualification you need to know a lot about right angled triangles which you will never ever need to know later on in life unless you want to carry on passing the useless information on and become a maths teacher or a man holds a gun to your head and makes you work out this angle or die.

pointless formulas that you dont know how to use will stay in your head forever but you wont have a gcse because you dont know how to use them.

even if you do have a maths gcse, in about a month you forget everything that you learnt for it and it doesnt matter because you will NEVER need to use it anyway.

man with gun-"WHATS THE FORMULA FOR PYTHAGORAS' THEORUM?"

me-"A SQUARED+B SQUARED= C SQUARED!"

man with gun-"NOW USE THAT TO WORK OUT ANGLE X OF THIS RIGHT ANGLED TRIANGLE!"

me-"????????????"

*BANG*

me-"A SQUARED+B SQUARED= C SQUARED!"

man with gun-"NOW USE THAT TO WORK OUT ANGLE X OF THIS RIGHT ANGLED TRIANGLE!"

me-"????????????"

*BANG*

by rathsangatas drink
November 09, 2004

51

Math is the abbreviation for:

Mental

Abuse

Towards

Humans

Mental

Abuse

Towards

Humans

Person 1: We have math for next lesson.

Person 2: OMG NOOOOO MY BRAIN IS GONNA GET RAPED

Person 2: OMG NOOOOO MY BRAIN IS GONNA GET RAPED

by Epicguyof1337
October 21, 2013

52

Language spoken by most Asians

I make my Asian friend do all my math homework.

by fatbutslow
June 08, 2010

53

mentally affected teachers harrasing students.

person 1: dude ms jepson is such a stupid teacher

person 2: i know she is such a MATHS

person 1: dude, she teaches Humanities, not maths

person 2: no man MATHS! mentally affected teachers harassing students!

person 1: oh! ha ha i geddit!

person 2: i know she is such a MATHS

person 1: dude, she teaches Humanities, not maths

person 2: no man MATHS! mentally affected teachers harassing students!

person 1: oh! ha ha i geddit!

by happyfacethegame
December 14, 2009

54

Math is the study of patterns in everything. It can be very useful in its applied forms, but it also has the potential to be abstract beyond practicality.

Most modern, research-oriented disciplines within science rely upon math in one way or another.

by Peter Mugowsky
May 05, 2004

55

Means Mental Abuse To Humans.

Guy1: Dude i failed at my math exam

Guy2: I know. math means mental abuse to humans

Guy2: I know. math means mental abuse to humans

by Theoden King
February 07, 2014

56

Math is correct reasoning. It is nothing more and nothing less.

A simple but difficult math problem: Place a knight on each square of a 7-by-7 chessboard. Is it possible for each knight to simultaneously make a legal move?

Solution: The board has 49 squares. Without loss of generality, suppose 24 of them are white and 25 are black. Consider the 25 knights resting on black squares. If they were each to make a legal move, they would have to move to 25 distinct white squares. Since there are only 24 white squares available, such a move can't be made.

Solution: The board has 49 squares. Without loss of generality, suppose 24 of them are white and 25 are black. Consider the 25 knights resting on black squares. If they were each to make a legal move, they would have to move to 25 distinct white squares. Since there are only 24 white squares available, such a move can't be made.

by zpconn
August 17, 2009