maths stands for mathematical anti telharsic heptoses septonim. it is basically the language of numbers, with 1 meaning hello, 2 meaning the etc.

all mathematical calculations must exist between absolute 0 and the largest number possible. mathematicians think it is about 100 billion, but some think there may be even larger numbers

maths can be used to solve many every day problems, such as the optimum time to enbark on a conversation, or planning your trajectory to work.

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Multifaceted term coined by the cartoon show

Adventure Time.

1)Substitution for a curse word

2)Awesome; cool; general exclamation

1)"Let's get the math out of here!"

2)"It's pretty math, you psychopath."

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The stupidest, most pointless thing ever invented. EVER. There is no point in doing it becuase if your really cared what the square root of 3.678956734526 to the power of 5786.79045678 is, just look at the back of the book. THE ANSWERS ARE ALL THERE.

Duuuuuuuude, I just so totally bombed meh math test

It was to be expected, math is RETARDED after all

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the science of that which cannot be.

Asymptotes are not real, but they are in the world of math.

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Mental

Abuse

To

Humans

clone3469: math is hard!

clone6845: why arnt you clueless? thats why it stands for mental abuse to humans (M.A.T.H.)!!!!! duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1: The study of mathematics.

2: A word to describe something that is useful in part, but most of it is worthless

3: A word to describe something that takes all your brain power to comprehend.

4: A boring period of time

1: I study mathematics.

2: That doorstop notebook I bought is math.

3: Did you see how Jane's boobies jiggled?! It's like math!

4: Nine o'clock to ten o'clock is math.

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Short for 'mathematics'. Commonly called 'math' by idiotic yanks bastardising a perfectly well made language. Could be classed as the study of numbers, but it's much more. There are many real world uses for maths. A builder uses maths to work out how much flooring he needs in square metres. An accountant uses maths to work out your correct salary based on your hourly rate. The list goes on

"I can use maths to work out how much flooring I need, by multiplying 5 by 5, that's 25 square metres!"

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