Mental
Abuse
To
Humans
clone3469: math is hard!
clone6845: why arnt you clueless? thats why it stands for mental abuse to humans (M.A.T.H.)!!!!! duh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by PIGGYWISDOM March 08, 2013
the science of that which cannot be.
Asymptotes are not real, but they are in the world of math.
by carvahall December 07, 2011
Short for 'mathematics'. Commonly called 'math' by idiotic yanks bastardising a perfectly well made language. Could be classed as the study of numbers, but it's much more. There are many real world uses for maths. A builder uses maths to work out how much flooring he needs in square metres. An accountant uses maths to work out your correct salary based on your hourly rate. The list goes on
"I can use maths to work out how much flooring I need, by multiplying 5 by 5, that's 25 square metres!"
by Mark-o March 25, 2008
It's all about numbers.
Easy math is about numbers 3+3=6. Advanced math is about letters a+b=c.
by Jonathan FeBland April 28, 2007
.........for bitches, no one needs this shit
guy 1: dude i have math class next

guy 2: that sucks man math is for bitches
by brdwll2k8 February 24, 2009
a stupid subject that you have to learn to get a job. even though all you need to use in the real world is multiplication, addition and all the other stuff you learn when you're 10.
to get a basic maths qualification you need to know a lot about right angled triangles which you will never ever need to know later on in life unless you want to carry on passing the useless information on and become a maths teacher or a man holds a gun to your head and makes you work out this angle or die.
pointless formulas that you dont know how to use will stay in your head forever but you wont have a gcse because you dont know how to use them.
even if you do have a maths gcse, in about a month you forget everything that you learnt for it and it doesnt matter because you will NEVER need to use it anyway.
man with gun-"WHATS THE FORMULA FOR PYTHAGORAS' THEORUM?"
me-"A SQUARED+B SQUARED= C SQUARED!"
man with gun-"NOW USE THAT TO WORK OUT ANGLE X OF THIS RIGHT ANGLED TRIANGLE!"
me-"????????????"
*BANG*
by rathsangatas drink November 09, 2004
1,2,3,4 - That's pretty much all
Son - Do you know maths?
Dad - Like 1,2,3,4?
Son - Yeah!
by Hairybiker69 March 15, 2015

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