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A school subject which consists of mostly useless shit than you will never use in your whole life.

The only things needed from it are Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication and Division. The rest - Integrals, Derivatives, Prime Numbers, Algebra, etcetera, etcetera, are all useless and will never be needed anywhere in life after school, unless you become a Rocket Scientist.

The only things needed from it are Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication and Division. The rest - Integrals, Derivatives, Prime Numbers, Algebra, etcetera, etcetera, are all useless and will never be needed anywhere in life after school, unless you become a Rocket Scientist.

Person 1: Son, have you done your math homework?

Person 2: Why? It's all bullshit I will never use in my whole life.

Person 2: Why? It's all bullshit I will never use in my whole life.

by Xavier-Marxel
January 12, 2010

152

Phone number

You know the happenings, homies just yappin' and

Hand shakin', laughin', and exchangin' all they math again

You usually lose touch when you travelin'... -AZ Never Change

At my man's wake, she said the eulogy

After that I usually, bumped into her shoppin for jewerly

Her bodyguard screwin me, I gave her my math

Ain't nothin new to me, blowin backs out, six-pack Stout's

Nas I Am

Hand shakin', laughin', and exchangin' all they math again

You usually lose touch when you travelin'... -AZ Never Change

At my man's wake, she said the eulogy

After that I usually, bumped into her shoppin for jewerly

Her bodyguard screwin me, I gave her my math

Ain't nothin new to me, blowin backs out, six-pack Stout's

Nas I Am

by The amalamps
March 03, 2014

153

A very hard and stressful subject, which our evil teachers make us learn, and if we don't, we're automatically failures to everyone around us.

Everyone knows that the "m" in "math" stands for MURDERING.

Everyone knows that the "m" in "math" stands for MURDERING.

Math-Student that failed: SH!t! I FAILED. AGAIN. MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME.

Another math-student that failed: FUCK. I KNOW! SAME HERE.

Another math-student that failed: FUCK. I KNOW! SAME HERE.

by Final Fantasy DUNDUNDUN
November 09, 2011

154

(Yet)another word for sex.

Sex is like math, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray that you don't multiply!!

by Gizwidget
March 27, 2007

155

Subject that does have real world applications. Important subject to grasp, however most teachers are boring as fuck about teaching it, making most kids resent the subject with a passion. Simply put, if the teacher sucks, you are going to think math sucks.

Math....Algebra, Geometry, Trigonometry, Calculus

by Sweet_Tea_Sipper
June 05, 2011

156

Multifaceted term coined by the cartoon show Adventure Time.

1)Substitution for a curse word

2)Awesome; cool; general exclamation

1)Substitution for a curse word

2)Awesome; cool; general exclamation

1)"Let's get the math out of here!"

2)"It's pretty math, you psychopath."

2)"It's pretty math, you psychopath."

by Kev-tron
October 24, 2010

157

The stupidest, most pointless thing ever invented. EVER. There is no point in doing it becuase if your really cared what the square root of 3.678956734526 to the power of 5786.79045678 is, just look at the back of the book. THE ANSWERS ARE ALL THERE.

Duuuuuuuude, I just so totally bombed meh math test

It was to be expected, math is RETARDED after all

It was to be expected, math is RETARDED after all

by IHATEPEOPLEUSINGMYPSEUDONYM
November 21, 2010