Shit you learn in school that wastes your time because you will never use it again. Shitty education system, so fucking inefficient.

Teacher in a Trigonometry class: How many of you are math majors?

1 out of 36 students raises his hand. Thanks for wasting everyone else's time.

1 out of 36 students raises his hand. Thanks for wasting everyone else's time.

by dashizwiz
July 26, 2010

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A school subject which consists of mostly useless shit than you will never use in your whole life.

The only things needed from it are Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication and Division. The rest - Integrals, Derivatives, Prime Numbers, Algebra, etcetera, etcetera, are all useless and will never be needed anywhere in life after school, unless you become a Rocket Scientist.

The only things needed from it are Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication and Division. The rest - Integrals, Derivatives, Prime Numbers, Algebra, etcetera, etcetera, are all useless and will never be needed anywhere in life after school, unless you become a Rocket Scientist.

Person 1: Son, have you done your math homework?

Person 2: Why? It's all bullshit I will never use in my whole life.

Person 2: Why? It's all bullshit I will never use in my whole life.

by Xavier-Marxel
January 12, 2010

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A very hard and stressful subject, which our evil teachers make us learn, and if we don't, we're automatically failures to everyone around us.

Everyone knows that the "m" in "math" stands for MURDERING.

Everyone knows that the "m" in "math" stands for MURDERING.

Math-Student that failed: SH!t! I FAILED. AGAIN. MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME.

Another math-student that failed: FUCK. I KNOW! SAME HERE.

Another math-student that failed: FUCK. I KNOW! SAME HERE.

by Final Fantasy DUNDUNDUN
November 09, 2011

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Multifaceted term coined by the cartoon show Adventure Time.

1)Substitution for a curse word

2)Awesome; cool; general exclamation

1)Substitution for a curse word

2)Awesome; cool; general exclamation

1)"Let's get the math out of here!"

2)"It's pretty math, you psychopath."

2)"It's pretty math, you psychopath."

by Kev-tron
October 24, 2010

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Short for 'mathematics'. Commonly called 'math' by idiotic yanks bastardising a perfectly well made language. Could be classed as the study of numbers, but it's much more. There are many real world uses for maths. A builder uses maths to work out how much flooring he needs in square metres. An accountant uses maths to work out your correct salary based on your hourly rate. The list goes on

"I can use maths to work out how much flooring I need, by multiplying 5 by 5, that's 25 square metres!"

by Mark-o
March 25, 2008

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Subject that does have real world applications. Important subject to grasp, however most teachers are boring as fuck about teaching it, making most kids resent the subject with a passion. Simply put, if the teacher sucks, you are going to think math sucks.

Math....Algebra, Geometry, Trigonometry, Calculus

by Sweet_Tea_Sipper
June 05, 2011

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