A load of pointless garbage.

A torture method.

Math

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Shit you learn in school that wastes your time because you will never use it again. Shitty education system, so fucking inefficient.

Teacher in a Trigonometry class: How many of you are math majors?

1 out of 36 students raises his hand. Thanks for wasting everyone else's time.

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A very hard and stressful subject, which our evil teachers make us learn, and if we don't, we're automatically failures to everyone around us.

Everyone knows that the "m" in "math" stands for MURDERING.

Math-Student that failed: SH!t! I FAILED. AGAIN. MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME.

Another math-student that failed: FUCK. I KNOW! SAME HERE.

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Subject that does have real world applications. Important subject to grasp, however most teachers are boring as fuck about teaching it, making most kids resent the subject with a passion. Simply put, if the teacher sucks, you are going to think math sucks.

Math....Algebra, Geometry, Trigonometry, Calculus

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Something you don't need to know beyond a 3rd grade level to get by in life.

Little Bobby slept through math every day after 3rd grade. He is now a game programmer for one of the biggest game studios.

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(Yet)another word for sex.

Sex is like math, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray that you don't multiply!!

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A school subject which consists of mostly useless shit than you will never use in your whole life.

The only things needed from it are Addition, Subtraction, Multiplication and Division. The rest - Integrals, Derivatives, Prime Numbers, Algebra, etcetera, etcetera, are all useless and will never be needed anywhere in life after school, unless you become a Rocket Scientist.

Person 1: Son, have you done your math homework?

Person 2: Why? It's all bullshit I will never use in my whole life.

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