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A school subject that will help absolutely EVERYONE in real life.

Bob was walking down the street when a gangsta pulled a gun on him. "Quick!"the gangsta said. "Solve this equation or I'll shoot you!" Bob survived. Thank god for math class.

by Poopqwerqtqertq
October 13, 2013

72

Math is five (5).

If you are playing a game, and your team is down 4 - 0, then you need 5 goals / points / scores in order to secure victory with the smallest margin of victory. This is assuming that the other team does not score any additional goals / points / scores.

If you score more than 5 or less than 5, it is not math - because it is incorrect.

If you score more than 5 or less than 5, it is not math - because it is incorrect.

by tTmarco
April 11, 2011

73

The correct form of the Americanism "Math", as a contraction of mathematics (a contraction featuring at least the first and last letter of the two words). The most beautiful thing ever observed by mankind; the physics of bottle caps. I only wish the real universe was as beautiful as the Cartesian plane. People usually claim it has no use because they are too ignorant/stupid to understand it. Uses include everything not involving the study of literature. The ONLY pure science.

I love maths!

I'm sure looking forward to Mr Black's maths class

Zero point nine repeater equals one. That’s some cool maths

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I'm sure looking forward to Mr Black's maths class

Zero point nine repeater equals one. That’s some cool maths

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by 0ero
May 05, 2006

74

Sex. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiplication

Man 1: I'm very very good at maths

by AloneAgain0
September 20, 2015

76

Mental Abuse To Humans

"Math is terrible, I don't get why people like it."

by Marinator9090
February 01, 2015

77

Mental Abuse To Humans. Something any person can endure that is inhumane and damaging to the mind. Confusing situation(s)

James went through a MATH like situation when asked to either take his life or watch his family be murdered.

by DIGITALDOMINATION
December 04, 2014