Matei Balan is a very shy person. He is racially abusing 13 years olds on discord and he is saying the n-word in every phrase he uses. He got F- grade at psychology but he is very special. In every morning, he wakes up, he goes to the bathroom and he is puttin the bottle inside his cheeks. That is the definition of true ambition.
Ana: Hello, do you know him?
Cosmin: Yes, he is very Matei Balan!
Ana: OMG! That is so nice!!!
by BigNigaDick November 20, 2021
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Matei is a nice guy but has a small penis and is very big headed and there heads are shaped in a weird way etc square
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If you have this name you have a really BIG PP and are superior to the ones named Paula
Person 1 : Yo , Matei's girlfriend told me he has a big pp.
Person 2 : I bet her name is Paula
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the name of a smoking hot Romanian guy, massive muscles, and a 9-inch cock. Matei is very good at conversing with ladies, easily pulling the most "hard-to-get" women. He also has an incredible brain, capable of manipulating even other master manipulators. Overall, he is a great all-around guy with an incredible sense of humour.
Omg, is that Matei? He broke my heart by just walking by!
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A guy with a very large dick who fucked every female in this world. He also is very good at beating people.
Sadly, Matei fucked my mom again.
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A super handsome , tall, charming young man. Matei is a sexy Romanian with a large veiny 6-8 inch penis. He attracts all the girls with his rizz and looks. Matei has yet to fail at anything, a mortal god gracing us with his presence. He is always the most intelligent person in the room and many people look up to him like one would to a father. His 6'1 figure intimidates even the most brave of men while simultaneously making the women wet with lustful desire.
Oh my god there he goes, the hottest man to walk this planet. His name HAS to be Matei.
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He’s a handsome guy with a giant dick especially if he’s half American. Girl if you have this one you are lucky !
- My boyfriend is a Matei
- He is good on bed hein
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