Matchtard 

A man or woman that is registered on an online dating site such as Match.com that has so many spelling and grammar mistakes in their profile that you suspect that they may be mentally retarded. Then you meet them for a date and they remove all doubt.

I met a woman that had so many mistakes in her profile that I felt compelled to point them out, telling her that guys like women who have nice profiles. She called me an @$$hole.

I told her "I meant you no ill will." She responded, "talk about your grammer, that sentance made no sence at all! lol "

She is a total Matchtard!

Matchtard by willwonka71 October 1, 2010

Marchtard 

Anybody in a marching band who actually enjoys participating in it. Not so much a derogatory term as a remark upon the sheer irrationality of having fun with an activity that requires so much time, sweat, and tears.

Johnny: I love measuring out yard lines on the beach so I can test my step size even when I'm away from my beloved field!
Swampfire: Whatever, marchtard.

Marchtard by C0urante September 13, 2011

Mathtarded 

The inability to perform basic mathematical calculations.

"Hey, can you help me figure out the tip on this bill? You're the only one here who's not totally mathtarded."

Mathtarded by Jessanie January 2, 2008

mathtardation 

The state of being wholly incompetent with mathematical functions.

My mathtardation is atstounding. How do you do prime factorization?

mathtardation by robulastage January 26, 2011

Mathtard

Someone completely devoid of any semblance of math skills. Likely going to major in some liberal arts/language program and earn a paltry salary, regretting their childhood.

Kristi was quite the mathtard in class today. She thought pi was somewhere between 2 and 3.

Mathtard by LearnR July 26, 2009

mathtarded 

The complete inability to perform basic mathematical functions. This can be caused by a long lapse in time between math classes causing brain atrophy, or general retardedness.

I am completely mathtarded in my college algebra class, probably because i haven't taken a math class in three years.

mathtarded by sockenpuppen December 9, 2008