* Pronunciation: ma·stur·ba·to·ry
* Function: noun
* Inflected Form(s): plural ma·stur·ba·to·ries
* Usage: often attributive
1. A place, usually private, where one can study, perform, perfect, and enjoy any and all forms of self pleasuring. Usually utilized by teenage males, although it can be used by all ages.
2. Any place where masturbation occurs.
* Function: noun
* Inflected Form(s): plural ma·stur·ba·to·ries
* Usage: often attributive
1. A place, usually private, where one can study, perform, perfect, and enjoy any and all forms of self pleasuring. Usually utilized by teenage males, although it can be used by all ages.
2. Any place where masturbation occurs.
1. Jerry said he had too much homework to hang out with us. We all know that he's in his masturbatory right now, wankin' it.
2. Bob just couldn't take it anymore, deciding that the only course of action was to turn the room in which the PTA meeting was held into a masturbatory.
2. Bob just couldn't take it anymore, deciding that the only course of action was to turn the room in which the PTA meeting was held into a masturbatory.
by Lerb21 September 16, 2009
an eccentric version of theword hot. meaning that one could masturbate over the subject that they are pointing out to often a large group of people.
by Jackus April 9, 2007
anything that makes you want to jerk the gerkin, rub the pole, choke the chicken, slap the salami, treat your body like a carnival, love yourself...
Nigclole Eggert was masturbatorial even before her stellor performance in "Blown Away" when was on "Charles In Charge."
by mc chocolate slushi November 11, 2003
A celebratory masturbation. The sheer joy of an event caused such arousal, that a wank appointment was needed.
by The Captain of Cock Caressing November 1, 2012
by Hunter Garcia December 29, 2014
The natural mental ability all people possess that allows them to quickly and dynamically assess the situation and environment they are in to decide whether or not it is practical to masturbate at the exact moment in time.
My mother wasn't due to be back home for another 10 minutes, so I thought I'd slip in a quick wank. However, masturbatory contingency told me that it wasn't worth taking any chance of her walking in on me.
by Scekhcsy Foxmonk August 7, 2010
When someone has that hint of touching themselves in their voice when talking to them on the phone or from behind a closed door.
I called my boy Joe and between the echo sound from the bathroom and the vibes in his voice, I totally detected some masturbatory overtones.
by Korbenbirdman February 26, 2011