second hand masturbation 

when another person preforms oral on you and you kiss afterwards...

person 1: yo man i was with a girl last night and she blew me
person 2: did you kiss afterwards?
person 1: yes...
person 2: that's second hand masturbation

second hand masturbation by polarisbae June 19, 2016

Hands-free masturbation device

A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.

Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"

Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."

Hands-free masturbation device by M Digga August 24, 2006

Masturbating with the Invisible Hand 

When a person becomes sexually excited while discussing economics, especially Adam Smith's traditional economic theory of the invisible hand.

When Cody passionately rambled on about economics, his friends told him to quit masturbating with the invisible hand and learn how to play sports.

Masturbating with the Invisible Hand by goldman or bust May 8, 2010

Hands-free masturbation device

Venus 2000 its the next best thing.

Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.

Hands-free masturbation device by HazRub June 6, 2007

Masturbating with pruned hands

The Old Regular

After 30 minutes in the community pool I gave myself The Old Regular

Masturbating with pruned handswhen you rub one out with pruned hands and it feels like an old man is jerking you off!

Masturbating with pruned hands by KILLS4FUN420 July 20, 2019