Top Definition
A girlfriend. When you're getting it on the regular, you don't need to hold your own. Now you can play videogames while bustin' a nut, because you've got both hands free.
Peter: "Dude, who was that hottie I saw you with at the club last night?"

Paul: "Oh, that's Bethany. She's my hands-free masturbation device."
#girlfriend #s.o. #bitch #slut #cunt #jerkin' it #masturbation #wringing the rag
by M Digga August 24, 2006
Venus 2000 its the next best thing.
Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.
#venus 2000 #machine #sybian #sucking #stroking
by HazRub May 19, 2007
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