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The act of chewing. Not to be confused with masturbating
I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.
by Stew September 17, 2004
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To chew something. Like steak. Not to be confused with masturbating
"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide."
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"
by My Immortal Reader July 08, 2012
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It sounds like masturbating, but it actually means chewing.
Bob: Dude, I caught John masticating yesterday!
Will: Ewwww!
Bob: What, you got a problem with chewing?!?!?
by MasticatingMaster February 07, 2017
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