masticating 

The act of chewing. Not to be confused with masturbating

I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.

masticating by Stew September 17, 2004

furious mastrabation 

An act of self-pleasure intended purely for the function of dealing with cronic stress. In many cases; this form of masturbation is grossly satirized with descriptions of men grinding their teeth, audibly growling, and exhibiting a pulsating forehead vein.

Larry : Dude writing my thesis fucking sucks. I'm going to fucking kill myself.

Barry : Dude ... take it easy man you know ... go home ... have a sandwich.

Larry : We are fucking beyond sandwiches here.

Barry : Have you tried furious mastrabation?

Larry : Furious masturbation?

Barry : Masturbating FURIOUSLY, just grabbing that little purple soldier and choking the fucking life out of him while you sit and think about how much your life fucking sucks.

Larry : You’re a genius Barry. I now understand why that bruise on your temple has never healed.

furious mastrabation by Darker January 21, 2010

mastacating 

THIS IS A REAL WORD! It means to chew your food.

Mom: Son, you have another phone call. Do you want me too tell them your eating diner?
Son: Yeah just tell them I'm mastacating! They'll deffinatley stop calling

mastacating by Nicole Morrow September 25, 2005

Masticating 

To chew something. Like steak. Not to be confused with masturbating

"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide."
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"

Masticating by My Immortal Reader July 11, 2012

Mastication 

Mastication is the process by which food is crushed by teeth. To chew.

Bob: Hey, can I masticate here?
Joe: Sure, I'll watch you masticate.
Bob: I love mastication, and doing it with a friend is even better
Joe: Now I want to masticate...

Mastication by YouOnKazoo22 June 29, 2018

masturcation

synonym for mastabbatical; a shorter "vacation" from hands-on satisfaction (masturfaction)

He had been feeling tired during the day, so he decided he needed a short masturcation; he benefitted so much from his masturcation that he then went on a 3-month mastabbatical.

masturcation by Mr. Punderful January 14, 2014

masticating 

chewing. can also be a joke when u ask someone if they masticate

its so annoying when she is masticating

masticating by phantom negromante May 29, 2019