shittiest musician ever 

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik

Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

shittiest musician ever by folded cache out June 1, 2013

The Magician 

The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"

Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.

The Magician by zeroe October 5, 2006

closet musician 

Closet musicians are people who typically play with their instrument(s) of choice by themselves in their room. Don't usually like to perform in front of people and can vary in level of skill.

Nah, I'm somewhat of a closet musician.

closet musician by taphi1234 July 24, 2011

Musician Standard Time (MST) 

The time that all musicians keep to that make them function on a different timezone than other people : dinner at two am (after their gigs) go to bed at three am wake up after noon and have lunch at four pm. Repeat cycle.

The timezone that Musician WAGs have to adapt to in order to ever be able to spend some time with their boyfriends.

Best Friend: So why were you still online at two am?
Musician WAG: Oh, I was waiting for John to come over, you know how he is with his Musician Standard Time (MST)

Musician: Baby, I'll call you tonight ok?
Girl: Normal time or MST?

Musician Standard Time (MST) by Musician WAG November 23, 2009

Musician Delusion 

When a musician or band has an over inflated sense of talent. Fan base usually consists of family and friends whom are obligated to support them.

"I'd rather listen to stray cats in heat than one more minute of this crap, these guys have musician delusion."

"No dude, I'm sure that you'll be discovered in this midwestern dive bar, (under his breath as friend walks away) wow he's totally got musician delusion!"

Musician Delusion by Ms Keepin real January 26, 2012

financial magician 

Other word for a scammer.

„You are a scammer!“
„Scammer is such a harsh word,

I prefer to be called a financial magician“

financial magician by FinancialMagician August 26, 2020

Musician’s Syndrome 

The effect caused by spending large amounts of time with your instrument/vocal part causing the instrument/parts personality to take over. For example, trumpet players become more self-centered and egocentric, whereas cellists become perfectionists, and the people singing the baritone part mellow out. This can be achieved in varying degrees, but begins to show up the moment someone gets an instrument or vocal part.

Dude, what happened to Todd? He used to be so hyperactive before he joined choir.

Don't worry, he's probably just be suffering from Musician’s Syndrome.

Musician’s Syndrome by Hope I. Nobands August 17, 2011