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When you have all mental disabilities and your literally retarded
Friend: hey did u get a haircut
Me: (sarcastic) no my hair just magically went away, Man U have martism
Martism by Goober Gauden April 24, 2019
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Facebook martyrdom

Expressing a belief via a wall or status update on Facebook with full knowledge of the inevitable disproportionate backlash and furore it will cause. This is usually carried out as a final act before facebook suicide.
Me: You know what, I actually can't stand Katy Perry. Her music is crap. Exhibit A: her latest hit 'California Girls' shamelessly copies the instrumentation from Ke$ha's 'TikTok'. Her music is neither original nor artistic, typical of pop nowadays.
KPfan1: wot u talking bout!! her music is ammmaaaazing!! just jealous cos u'll never be as happy or successful as her!
KPfan2: yeah i know get a life! stop being harsh to her!!!
KPfan3: why you havin a go at her!!!! leave katy perry alone!!!!
KPfan4: oooooohhhhh myyyy gosddd! you didn't just say that!!!!!
Me: Well, this is a typical case of Facebook martyrdom...I have no regrets.
Facebook martyrdom by Platonics. November 12, 2010

Martyrdom 

One of the Call of Duty 4 perks online. This is where you drop a grenade once you die. Mostly pisses people off.
I freaking hate it when the other players have the Martyrdom perk in their class. I never get away in time.
Martyrdom by Keater January 7, 2008

Martyrdom 

While once having a positive sacrificial meaning, now polluted by Activision's knack for an attempt to make death less fail and more win. Martyrdom was an intended military training program first seen in one of Activision's popular video game titles Call of Duty 4 as a simulation for a possible military technique to increases the chances of winning a war after failing. Their program would teach our soldiers to always have a grenade ready, pin pulled, in case they died by an onslaught of P-90 sub-machine guns, to get satisfy their already emotionless mind's need for revenge.

While Call of Duty 4 showed tremendous progress to the number of players using the perk, they also noticed the perk-users' average IQ stood on average below room temperature. This soon got worse and all attempts to shoot the opposing force ceased, since dying made the game easier increasing your number of kills masking your dull wits.

The data collected showed that even the noobiest player, noobtube and all, can kill the best hacker making citizens more and more equal. The military quickly backed out to avoid promoting communism among their soldiers representing America and avoid the title: "Asshat."

Activision has now turned to GM for a possible investment.
Turn off Martyrdom!
Martyrdom by -Rogue- September 30, 2009
Maryism is a religion where we pray to Saotome Mary our lord and savior. Saotome Mary is a very attractive women who became god because of her amazing gamble skills. She infact gambled the position with skydaddy the previous god. He lost and became a house pet.
"I believe in Maryism, she is our lord and lesbian icon"
Maryism by coltgricegf December 28, 2020

Party Martyrs 

A group of people who dedicate their lives to partying. They will go to every extreme to make the party better and more memorable. They generally gather to play music in their spare time spreading the party spirit. They normally play punk rock with a mixture of ska and funk. They will regularly travel from venues to houses bringing the party wherever they go. They will inevitably die for the purpose of the parties to continue.
"Those Party Martyrs really Giver'."
"I like punk rock and I love the Party Martyrs."
"Edmonton!? Thats the home city of the Party Martyrs!"