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Marriage: a legal union between a man and a woman.
Garriage: a legal union between two men.
Larriage: a legal union between two women.
Barriage: a legal union between two bisexuals.
Tarriage: a legal union between two transgenders.
Sparriage: a legal union between a human and another species.
Shamarriage: a legal union of convenience.
Sharriage: a legal union specifically between a man and a sheep.
Swarriage: a legal union specifically between a woman and a swan.
Turduckenarriage: a legal union between a turkey, duck and chicken. (Over-rated.)
Haliarrage: a legal union between a human and E.T. or other alien.
Polyarriage: a legal union between three or more.
What's so magical about the word marriage?

Straight fellow: If I get married I don't want people asking, "what's his name".

Gay fellow: If I get married, I don't want someone to ask, "what's *her* name."

You get the idea. Regardless, most mglbtspshamshswturkendenalipolyharriages will end in one word for which no hair-splitting is required: divorce.
by catcarouser October 21, 2013
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Its after you live with a woman for 8 years, And you have had sex in every room, Every position, In every park and department store change room. You give her a ring and say I DO. What that really means is I DONT have sex anymore. All your freedoms is gone, and she controls everything you do.
I masturbate more now, then before my marriage.
by DittmerDan November 13, 2014
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What men often find themselves pressured into doing in order to reproduce. It will become obsolete the day that men are able to have sons by cloning themselves.
Frank Sinatra Junior never quite had his dad's talent. Too bad old blue eyes couldn't've clones himself to avoid Marriage. On the other hand, without Marriage we'd never have gotten Nancy Sinatra, babe extraordinaire.
by Red Sam Black May 09, 2012
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A religious civil union of two persons;
A legal union for the protection of children
In most European countries, no religious ceremony is recognized by the state. (True separation of church and state.) Therefore, all church weddings occur only after a state ceremony.
In the Netherlands, even gays may marry by the state even though the church doesn't recognize it.
After a couple's marriage, all children born are considered to have automatic declaration of paternity.
by anne treasure, St. Croix, VI September 06, 2007
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A binding contract between a man and a woman to remain faithful to each other until death,usually taken in front of family,friends,etc but is still binding in front of a judge or pastor.

To have a succesful marriage,take "divorce " out of you vocabulary.
When jenny and sebastian got married they eant "this marriage will last until we die"
by Knight_of_7 September 28, 2010
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The unfortunate act of when a woman owns a man and takes over all of his shit, including his house, cars, money and independence.
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A big fucking joke. Also see love, which also is a big fucking joke.
After six months the two Hollywood sars ended their marriage.
by Hopeless Romantic May 04, 2004
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